Buffalo Boy's Blog

Last week I started my student teaching and at the end of day one, I had to take a dump. Well I knew I wasn't going to make it home so I found the closest faculty restroom.

To protect the innocent Im not going to name the school, but I will say it was in the Buffalo district. There was generally nothing wrong with the bathroom in terms of cleanliness though it was a small bathroom that had a door that opened directly into the hallway.

In a bathroom such as that you would hope there is a loud fan or something droning out the loud gas if you are gassy, I was. No loud fan. Negative number one. Someone walking by probably heard me shooting out bombs of gas.

The second thing that made this experience an uncomfortable one was the fact that the toilet paper was one of those single ply rolls and the rolls didn't "roll" easily. So pulling ripped one sheet at a time. I was there for about 20 minutes ripping enough to take care of business safely.

Seriously, is it too much to ask for a smooth pulling roller? More importantly have we become that cheap that we can't provide two ply TP in the public restrooms in the Buffalo Public Schools?

Everyone has had that experience where the TP wouldn't rip. Those are some of the worst experiences.