Buffalo Boy's Blog

Did you hear the news? They had food at Jesus' last meal!

Experts are shocked and concerned that over time in replicas of the last sit down for grub that Jesus and the Apostles are depicted with 69% more food on their plates and the plates were 56% larger. OMG.

Now if there is anyone other than some scientist in a lab coat staring at the damn replica long enough to notice we might be concerned, concerned that people really have way too much time on their hands to notice something so trivial.

So what! Big friggin deal, so the Lord wanted to sit down and have some dinner before he was put up on the a cross and had the crap beat out of him, whats the big fuss? What kid or for that matter is looking at that picture going...geez, im hungry for some of what Jesus is having I think I'll go get me a super sized value meal at McDonalds.

Or as they called it back in Jesus's day McLuke's, the apostle Luke actually owned a chain of food stores back then and was able to hook up the crew for the last supper they had the stale bread, sushi and some boxed wine and oh yeah some of Jesus' blood and his body, yummy, Im going out now to see if I can have some of what they are having, that painting made me so hungry!

This ranks right up there with Santa Claus needs to slim down and stop eating cookies and Cookie Monster has to eat healthy stuff now on Sesame Street because we all know those two made so many of us adults fat....no dice. Thats externalizing the blame, get a life people and stop looking at paintings for more than what they are!