Buffalo Boy's Blog

A Christian team of of scientists, for the sake of this blog we will call them crazy ass whack jobs with no life, actually think they found Noah;s Ark.

They THINK they found it on top of a mountain in Turkey. Of course they say they have used carbon dating which they now believe in. Talk to any crazy ass whack job when carbon dating is used to date planet earth and they will tell you its an inexact science, but for finding "Noah's Ark" all of a sudden it works.

I have news for them, they can stop looking. Its not there and its not any where. Every educated scientist besides them is telling them to stop wasting their time and they are giving their scientific reasons why. I am going to give my rather unscientifc, yet logical reason why. I say logical because logic is something that the obscenely devote Christians just don't have. They don't get that Noah's Ark was a fairy tale to teach people to take care of mother nature. IT wasn't real.

Does anyone realize how fucking big that boat would have to be? EVERY SINGLE SPECIES....anyone know how many species of animals there are? Not to mention the amount of food that ark would have needed on board to feed the millions of species on board the ark? Its not the fucking ark so go home and find a new thing to go look for like the Lochness monster, now thats real. There is video of it: